someone who "rides your ass" (annoys,nags,harrasses) constantly.
My boss is a total ass ape.
by rob roy57 February 14, 2009
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Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
by Wonkavator July 08, 2004
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when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.
when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.
by snj8594 April 24, 2010
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