by rob roy57 February 15, 2009
Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.
What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.
That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.
That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
by Wonkavator July 8, 2004
I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009
when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.
by snj8594 April 24, 2010