Apateonas 

An Albanian man who is really slow

Bro you are so slow are you apateonas

Apateonas by Papys May 6, 2022

Apatotastic

To be fantastic in an apatosauri-ish manner. Basically, really, really fab and a half.

Vilhelm: Dude! Look at this new action figure I got!
Blaine: THAT STEGOSAURUS IS SOOOOO APATOTASTIC, LIKE WHOA.

Apatotastic by Blake McKenzie May 12, 2009