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Fool: I'm a swag bank!
Antiswagitist: To hells with that!Antiswag like a boss!
Antiswag by Antiswagitism May 26, 2012
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When an individual suffers from extreme lack of swag. However, the individual poses as if his swag is down pat ironically creating a severe swag misrepresentation.
Yo bruh, you're sagging so hard I can't tell if you are wearing shorts or pants. You have the trillest antiswag.
Antiswag by Shanon's Planet May 25, 2016

Anti Swag 

the complete and 100% opposite of swag. Anti Swag can be used in the form of an action, someone's swag level, or someone's persona. (Identical to the usage of swag). Used to describe any of these forms, while they are the opposite of swag.
Daniel: hey Kat can you give me a handjob?

Kat: ew no.

Daniel: wow that was fucking anti swag.
Anti Swag by D-Sid May 24, 2011

Antiswagg 

To have so little swag, that it begins to reverse itself into the negatives.
You have -4 antiswagg.
Antiswagg by Razzer Jazzer October 6, 2010

Anti-Swag Corporation 

The Anti-Swag Corporation is superior. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Swag bad. Join the Anti-Swag Corporation or you are a stinky swag gamer.
Guy 1: I love being so swag. I have over 150 knife skins in CS:GO, I have so much swag.
Guy 2 (superior): WHAT? THATS TOO MUCH SWAG! IM REPORTING YOU TO THE ANTI-SWAG CORPORATION!!!
Guy 1: HUH? WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE HOW ARE YOU HERE I DONT KNOW YOU

Anti-Swag Wall 

n- The separation of one's self from one with no swag to avoid the loss of Swag/Cred/G Points (varies by city).

The equivalent of a restraining order.
Wigger: SWAG SWAG SWAG, aye yo I gots soooo much swag I can't be stopped! SWAG!!!
Normal Person: -.- *Walks away* You Can't Follow Me, you've been placed behind an Anti-swag Wall.
Anti-Swag Wall by SupaHotFire November 30, 2011
Simply the opposite of swag. Typically used when describing something that would taken away from or complete reverse your swag. Also used to describe undesirable situations.
Man 1: That jacket is so uglyyyyy.

Man 2: Yea that's anti swag right dehr.

Man 1: Scarlet Johansson nude pics!! SWAG.

Man 2: Yea but there blurred on that website = Anti-swag...
Anti-Swag by JKILLAH44 September 21, 2011
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