hawkins

Someone who loves to drink.

hes drinking like a hawkins.

by Jonnor564e7e467 November 19, 2007

hawkins

Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.

Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.

by computerscientits April 3, 2017

Hawkins

To be stuck in a position that is really difficult to get out of.

Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.

Person 1.
'how did your date go'

Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'

Person 1
'what happened'

Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'

by Maguire68 August 10, 2012

Hawkins

A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.

'Would you like half a crisp?'
'HALF? You're such a hawkins!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

hawkins

a form of the female species, an extremely hot form, that blows your mind away when u see one!
but also, may suffer from bad farts!

"man, that bitch is hawkins like no other!" or
""dduuuudde, did she jus lay a hawkins!?!"

by pbibby69 January 1, 2008

Hawkins

A sexy beast whose savageness is never outdone. Everyone loves a hawkins because they know he is better than them in every way shape or form.

OMG, is that the hottest person alive, he must be a hawkins.

by Dave Lickballs May 11, 2018

Hawkins

A woman who is mysterious. She shows little to no emotion but yet her smile and small conversations make you want to fall in love. She is more beautiful than a sunset itself. She is confusing and hard to understand sometimes and makes harsh unforgettable and regrettable mistakes but never means to. She just needs to be loved.

JAB<3Hawkins

by MysteryMan05 October 20, 2020