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Anne Frank Sex

n: anəli s ˈanə maˈʁi fʁaŋk -secks'.

A precursor to the act of Cyber sex and phone sex which became popular during WW2 Europe

when hipsters rejected the conventional way of living.

They sought to live in walls unlike other Europeans who also frequented outdoors to do regular life activities like camping.
This bizarre act of sex involves the exchange of groaning sounds ( or other ways of communicating on a sexual level.) through the medium: A wall.

It does NOT refer to the act of actually having sex with Anne Frank which is goes under: necrophilia.

There can be two or more participating subjects. Though Anne Frank one-ways do occur in nature - most experts in the field liken the act with attempting to interact with the wall itself. This is silly, and should only be attempted by people under the influence of psychedelics.

Though not rare in shared housings or college dorms the art of Anne-Frank sex is slowly dying.

This is due to people parodying the act - finding it funny or amusing - which it is not.

It is more common against youngsters or very old people (though could be mistaken for arguing -
because every high pitched sound they make sounds like a person with asthma having sex).

An increasingly popular alternative is the Anne-Frank Cyber sex which refers to the act of sexual communication through a FireWall.
Anne Frank Sex
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SCHINDLER : "By the sounds if it you got laid yesterday. Did you wear protection?"

Jew : "No, we were having sex through the wall.."
SCHINDLER: "She totally Anne-Franked you"
Jew: "Awesome huh? lullzzzz?!"

SCHINDLER : "... Someones name is going off my list"
Anne Frank Sex by andreasj March 2, 2014
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Anne Frank Sex Roulette 

The act of having sex as quietly as possible where there is the risk of waking other people such as children, parents, Nazi's etc either in the same or adjoining rooms
Honey I just put the baby to sleep, can we partake in Anne Frank Sex Roulette, but seriously if you wake the baby I'll be pissed
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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
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Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
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Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026