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Anne Frank Sex

n: anəli s ˈanə maˈʁi fʁaŋk -secks'.

A precursor to the act of Cyber sex and phone sex which became popular during WW2 Europe

when hipsters rejected the conventional way of living.

They sought to live in walls unlike other Europeans who also frequented outdoors to do regular life activities like camping.
This bizarre act of sex involves the exchange of groaning sounds ( or other ways of communicating on a sexual level.) through the medium: A wall.

It does NOT refer to the act of actually having sex with Anne Frank which is goes under: necrophilia.

There can be two or more participating subjects. Though Anne Frank one-ways do occur in nature - most experts in the field liken the act with attempting to interact with the wall itself. This is silly, and should only be attempted by people under the influence of psychedelics.

Though not rare in shared housings or college dorms the art of Anne-Frank sex is slowly dying.

This is due to people parodying the act - finding it funny or amusing - which it is not.

It is more common against youngsters or very old people (though could be mistaken for arguing -
because every high pitched sound they make sounds like a person with asthma having sex).

An increasingly popular alternative is the Anne-Frank Cyber sex which refers to the act of sexual communication through a FireWall.
Anne Frank Sex
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SCHINDLER : "By the sounds if it you got laid yesterday. Did you wear protection?"

Jew : "No, we were having sex through the wall.."
SCHINDLER: "She totally Anne-Franked you"
Jew: "Awesome huh? lullzzzz?!"

SCHINDLER : "... Someones name is going off my list"
Anne Frank Sex by andreasj March 2, 2014
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Anne Frank Sex Roulette 

The act of having sex as quietly as possible where there is the risk of waking other people such as children, parents, Nazi's etc either in the same or adjoining rooms
Honey I just put the baby to sleep, can we partake in Anne Frank Sex Roulette, but seriously if you wake the baby I'll be pissed

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026