Anime Protagonist 

Someone who cannot take a hint and is generally a bit slow

Girl: *Leans in for a kiss*
Guy: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "Stupid anime protagonist!"

Anime Protagonist by TheFreddo August 16, 2017

Anime protagonist 

Usually has the most plot armour and is the clueless despite thinking the exact opposite

Kid: "Mom why hasn't the anime protagonist not died yet?"
Mom: "This is one piece sweetie."

Anime protagonist by CoolKid694200 November 27, 2021

Anime Protagonist Disease 

When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".

Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!

Anime Protagonist Disease by Dancchi February 10, 2021