Buy an extra greasy extra cheese pizza and make your lover eat the fist slice. When the cheese pulls loose from the crust and slaps her chin, smear your penis in the grease and anoint your lovers face with a true taste of the old country
Jerry stopped over for a night of romance and dinner. We sat down to eat, and I surprised my friend with an Angry Sicilian. The most shocking thing was it was DiGiorno and not delivery.
by Tractorbandit1 October 3, 2016