angry rooster

See morning wood.

When a guy wakes up, he has a boner so huge it kinda hurts.

I sat up in bed, I looked at my crotch, and behold! an angry rooster.

Watch out if I cluck with my angry rooster.

angry rooster by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

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angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

angry rooster by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006

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Angry Rooster

When your boner is so hard your balls are red

Dude, I beat my meat so hard my dick looked like an Angry Rooster

Angry Rooster by SirSwankington June 14, 2017

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