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Angry Mexican 

When someone is having sex with a mexican and after they fall asleep you steal their green card and pour tequila all over their body and the worm up their ass
After George Lopez woke up from a mindblowing sex-filled night with Margie, he was one Angry Mexican!!
Angry Mexican by silverscionx October 8, 2008

angry mexican 

When having sex and your partner, be it male or female is about to orgasm, throw salsa in their eyes and kick them in the genitals.
I was thinking for Ryan's birthday I was going to bang Ryan from behind and give him the angry mexican.
angry mexican by JB12 June 27, 2008

Angry Mexican Waitress 

When you cum into a girl's mouth and she spits it into her vagina and gets pregnant.
"Oh shit, she didn't swallow! She did an Angry Mexican Waitress. Now I gotta pay child support."

Angry Mexican Touristo 

The act of wrapping your dick in a soft taco shell and fucking all of your girlfriends holes. And when you blow your load you must say " ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiba"
Dude i totaly Angry Mexican Touristo your mom last night!

Angry little Mexican syndrome 

When people named Oscar are bitches, and get mad at every little thing.(especially Oscar) they also love to hate on others
When Oscar got mad because he lost a fight in Minecraft, he got angry little Mexican syndrome
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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