When someone is having sex with a mexican and after they fall asleep you steal their green card and pour tequila all over their body and the worm up their ass
After George Lopez woke up from a mindblowing sex-filled night with Margie, he was one Angry Mexican!!
The act of wrapping your dick in a soft taco shell and fucking all of your girlfriends holes. And when you blow your load you must say " ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiba"
Dude i totaly Angry Mexican Touristo your mom last night!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.