Android User

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A human, just like you.

Why the fuck would you search this? Just so you could find some snarky remark about them being 'fucking gay' or 'dumb ass bitches'? Get a fucking life. What brand your little computer pocket comes from ain't important, chief.

Chad - Yo, you heard? David got an Android, what a cuck.
Mike - You... do know it doesn't fucking matter, right?
Chad - Android users are gay as fuck!
Mike - {Unfriends Chad, fuck you Chad}

Android User by tinyrubberducks September 11, 2019

Android user

Typically a young male who works for big tech, with an extremely large penis and a 7 to 8 digit net worth. Highly respected professional with an incredible sense of humor.

Jane - Do you know John is an Android user?
Kate - Yeah, he always gave me that big dick energy

Android user by USA462826 November 25, 2021

android user

Probably the gayest person ever. Always says android is better than Apple but doesn't back it up

Dude- that guy is an android user
Dude 2- eww I bet he can't justify why it's better than apple

android user by KrypticAtlas April 12, 2017

Android user

A group of stubid people who use damn android as their phone . And that android is a ripoff of iOS lol. Android user always yell at iPhone user and think their android is god but iPhone is shit pulled by Steve Jobs. But in reality, those are both opposite lol. And android phonesss are soooo fuckin laggy as they are made of rubbish lmao

Look! He is an android user using his explosive Samsung galaxy note 7!

 5 mins later 
Kaboooomm

Android user by PolyMoster February 7, 2022

Android user

Also known broke boy/girl dumbass but most importantly you are GAY. Android brand is also the top leading brand in the lgbt community look it up. Anyone that disagrees is GAY so might as well get an android if you don’t already have one you fucking faggot.

Android user means gay/broke

Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android

Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya

Android user by Noneofyourfuckingbizness August 6, 2024

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026