Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 4, 2023
"get a full time job"
-andrewism
-andrewism
by Toggaf1998 February 23, 2016
Completely made up "facts" that have absolutely no basis in reality must be made up from a person named Andrew. These facts are often almost laughable.
by TheHoff123 June 27, 2018
andrew is that guy in class that will make you laugh until you cry. he tries to impress everyone, and usually succeeds. he will always put a smile on your face with a joke, and even if its not that funny, you will still smile because of his charm. he underestimates himself. hes smart as hell and hes not afraid to tell his opinion, which are usually compliable. he always messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. he is very talented at music, and doesnt think his artistic ideas are good, when really they are amazing.
hes also that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his reputation, because all he wants to do is see your smile. hes also opened minded and he loves to joke with people, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious since he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can get secretly insecure of what others think but he is very good at hiding it. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.
if you suspect an andrew likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, because talking is his forte. he would never turn down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on. or think he has, but he hasnt. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection.
hes also that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his reputation, because all he wants to do is see your smile. hes also opened minded and he loves to joke with people, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious since he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can get secretly insecure of what others think but he is very good at hiding it. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.
if you suspect an andrew likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, because talking is his forte. he would never turn down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on. or think he has, but he hasnt. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection.
girl 1: That guy over there...who is he? he is sexy
girl 2: thats andrew...he is just so hot!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days.
girl 2: thats andrew...he is just so hot!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days.
by swiggityswootycumin4dabooty March 20, 2015
very very thicc
by lol idk what to put here February 27, 2019
Andrews are they type of person to get attached to friends easily. He also loves hip hop/rap and is very athletic. Andrews usually have been playing sports from a very young age and have loved it. He is the type of person to have girls chasing him but he only looks for one true Love of his life. He usually chases girls that have no interest in him and that upsets him but he keeps chasing them. They are usually in their room either on their phone or playing video games. He would rather do that than go out with friends. If you fall in love with an Andrew, you will be loved back. Andrews are the most caring human on the earth and will show that to you. They will never back down a challenge or favor. If you are lucky enough to have become friends with an Andrew, he will get attached to you. Pretty much, Andrews are awesome...
by _yung_andrew_ April 7, 2019