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gay-and-a-half 

Those pink socks are Gay-and-a-half.
gay-and-a-half by Shamsael April 12, 2003

Gay Sex and A Witness 

When two dudes are both fucking one girl at the same time. Like a devil's three-way but with a twist. A third guy is always somewhere in the corner trying to bust a nut because he didn't get a go. At the end of the day who is the real Witness.
"Gay Sex and A Witness, What did you expect you were getting yourself into"

gay and a half 

When someone is acting so stupid and flighty that you can't simply call them "gay"
"Hey, Tim, watch me stick these straws up my nose!"

"Mark, you're gay and a half!"

Gay and a half 

When something is just to stupid that gay won't suffice.
Gay and a half by welkatelk January 9, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026