welkatelk's definitions

Gay and a half

When something is just to stupid that gay won't suffice.

Last nights party was gay and a half

by welkatelk January 9, 2010

Text Fest

Usually at a social gathering of some kind, where no one interacts with each other. Instead just stand and texts. In other words a terrible time.

Hey did you go to (generic highschool )'s dance?
Yeah, it was a total text fest.

by welkatelk January 9, 2010