Simon

The finest, funniest, sweetest, smartest, and most flirtatious guy a girl could ever wish to meet. He can woo any girl with just his sexy, stunning, blue eyes and golden, shimmery, blonde hair. You'll want to break up with your boyfriend just to get with him because he's that good. Although he can get to be annoying sometimes, he does it on purpose because that's his way of flirting with chicks. He can also be pretty badass to impress us girls. Simon is always there for his bros, whatever, whenever. He's pretty kick-ass at soccer, too. Every girl needs a Simon in their life, whether the relationship is platonic, romantic, and/or sexual. You can't live without him.

Girl 1: Woah, look at that guy's eyes, they are so perfect!
Girl 2: That's my boyfriend, Simon.

Girl 3: Look at that guy play soccer. He sure knows how to kick.
Girl 4: Yeah, he's incredibly hot. His name is Simon.

by downtothetenniscourt May 27, 2014

Simon

A human who is now a cabbage

Simon the cabbage

by urbansi December 11, 2014

Simon

A hard man with a good heart. Aways being to harsh but lovely at the same time.

Anonymous: "Why are you crying Simon?"
Simon: "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye"

by IDK1907 September 21, 2012

Simon

Meaning 1: The word used to describe someone who is extremely awesome.
Meaning 2: The title of someone who's importance is greater than the king.

1. Mick Jagger is so Simon.
2. The Simon of England would like to see you sir.

by Anonymous Pukeko November 4, 2014

Simone

A really great friend who always makes you feel happy when your down. A nice girl who never says what she thinks but always shows it and loves to mess around. She is an overall great y’all who deserves way more then she thinks

Nice woman Simone lololol

by :) no fuck you April 5, 2019

Simon

Simon is a sexy beast. Any girl will fall for him. His eyes and smile are beatiful and is popular. Is one of the sweetest guys you'll meet when you get to know them. Can keep a secret and will never let you go. Do not let a simon go.

Can I be like Simon?

by 1234332123 November 8, 2015

Simone

Simone a kind teacher of the life locked with keys and spells, guardian of the Goddess and an Ancient of times passed, a kindled spirit that lights up my life with care love and compassion. The ultimate enchanting goddess of helping finding balance of the univers.

Simone

by Saints&Sinners July 24, 2017