Kindled

To be served by someone who whips out the kindle and finds out an answer before anyone else.

Teacher: What is the definition of exasperate ?
Student1: (whips out the kindle and starts looking it up) she yells its to irritate or provoke to a high degree; annoy extremely: He was exasperated by the senseless delays.

Student2: Damn, she jus kindled our asses!

by kpdrake126 January 8, 2011

Kindled Broken

When your just a slight flame not homosexually but in a sense that your inferior motive to live is down to its last threads of its wick.

I’m kinda.. I’m fucking kindled broken with the fact I had a chance to make this work with her.. and I just .. I just wasted this wonderful persons interest in me. I wasted it by wasting her time, and I’ve made her second guess her self over us.. when what she wanted was all I’ve thought about for what feels like forever.. she’s the highlight of ideal woman.. she’s a perfect exentric exotic self expression of humanity’s free will of artist abilities. I long to trapped in the studio for days with her, making love. Recording the audio, to a mix and mastered critique. Feeling her body as her vocals ring as tact vibrancy to the room and interface. As well as help design the exact purest form of the ideal image she want for her branded image. God I crave her.. her presence is a masterpiece and she won’t speak a word to me, she exiles me.. she pays me no mind.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

Kinkled

Used to replace the F-word.

Bro I have a confession... I kinkled your mom.

by TeeHeeHeeTee August 22, 2011

kindlebraries

Kindlebraries have replaced large public buildings that once contained something called "books" which people visited to check out reading material on library cards.

Now that we have kindlebraries, our former library is a new micro brewary!

by I.M.Salmon June 30, 2011

kindle legs

kindle legs describe a man or woman with a sexy protruding pelvis. Their legs seem to connect to them in almost a doll-like fashion and it is extremely hot. It is rare to find a person with kindle legs and they are usually on very toned individuals.

Wow! Mena Suvari has really great kindle legs!

by sugarjunkie December 14, 2010

kindle-email

An email so long, you have to use your kindle to read it.

Hey dude! TLDR, this is a kindle-email.

by brannewyn October 29, 2012

kindlehill

A cult-like school at the top of a hill.

"look theres the kindlehill of our town"

by Shen Bapri March 23, 2023