Anchor Drop

To take a dump from a standing position on the toilet into the toilet bowl similar to that of a ship dropping anchor in the open sea. The Anchor Drop is performed by removing one's shoes, socks, pants and underwear. Once disrobed, straddle the toilet bowl (lid up) by placing the feet on each side of the bowl. Align the asshole over the center of the toilet bowl and crouch slightly. Commence release of the bowels and watch the anchor fall into the water below. The bigger the turd the bigger the splash. Warning: The ankles and feet may get wet while performing this activity and loose stool is not recommended. Wiping the ass and leaving the turd for others to see are optional.

Frank, Roger and Carl went to the school locker room and lined up in the stalls for a simultaneous Anchor Drop. While they were hoping to synchronize their squeezes, they all dropped a deuce at varying moments and sounded like three kids jumping in splash pool. They left their works for the janitor.

by Eaton Holgoode April 9, 2015

Drop anchor in poop bay

an expression used to indicate that someone is gay

There are many people in this town that drop anchor in poop bay

by MichaelJG October 10, 2007

drop anchor

Taking a dump.

Imagine yourself as a boat and the harbor is a toilet. When boats enter the harbor, what do they do? They drop anchor.

Dude 1: Yo
Dude 2: 'sup? Hey, let me call you back. I'm about to drop anchor.

by RoRiver May 6, 2010

Drop Anchor

v. To relieve oneself of feces in a violent or obscene manner.

"I was hitting the sauce hard last night and housing baked beans. When I woke up in the morning I felt the urgent need to drop anchor. The shite dropped out of my turd-cutter like a sack of potatoes and I felt like I nearly blew out my o-ring."

by Lance Corporal Dawson Furburger April 26, 2004

drop anchor

to defecate, usually after holding it

I can't wait 'til the bell rings so I can hit the gents and drop anchor.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

Drop anchor

To have a baby in another country in order to gain citizenship or residency benefits, hasten access to social or government assistance programs, or to facilitate chain migration.

Carlos and his very pregnant wife Maria had to hurry across the U.S. border so that Maria could drop anchor.

Try as they might, the Border Patrol wasn't able to get the pregnant illegal immigrant back to Mexico before she dropped anchor in their truck.

by For Whom the Bell Trolls November 6, 2007

to drop anchor in poo harbour

to have homosexual (male) sex

to drop anchor in poo harbour:

Alan: I'm sorry Fred, I'm not sure what you mean about Peter...

Fred: Well, let's just say he drops anchor in Poo Harbour.

by dogpish July 28, 2010