anal sausage 

when shit comes out your ass and looks like sausage links, or a person who you describe as a piece of shit, only in a more unique way

That guy is such an asshole. Yea, he is an anal sausage.-

anal sausage by melissa March 10, 2004

anal sausage 

A solid, long, and soft object that is periodically ejected from the anus. Also commonly reffered to as "poo" or "shit."

"Dude, that anal sausage was so huge it clogged the toilet."

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna drop an anal sausage on your face."

anal sausage by InZaN3 CrIcKeT January 8, 2006

anal sausage 

a shit that's so big it looks like a piece of Sausage floating in the toilet bowl

dude eszy just dropped an anal sausage before the CS-GO tournament

anal sausage by eszy June 22, 2016

Anal sausage 

When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.

I was doing anal last night and today I pooped an anal sausage.

Anal sausage by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise 

to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).

Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.

inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise by flyfart July 22, 2008

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019