anal sausage
when shit comes out your ass and looks like sausage links, or a person who you describe as a piece of shit, only in a more unique way
anal sausage by melissa March 10, 2004
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anal sausage
A solid, long, and soft object that is periodically ejected from the anus. Also commonly reffered to as "poo" or "shit."
"Dude, that anal sausage was so huge it clogged the toilet."
"If you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna drop an anal sausage on your face."
"If you don't shut your mouth, I'm gonna drop an anal sausage on your face."
anal sausage by InZaN3 CrIcKeT January 8, 2006
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anal sausage by eszy June 22, 2016
Anal sausage
When you’re doing anal and the condom gets stuck in your butt and the next time you poop, the poop comes out wrapped in the condom.
Anal sausage by The Urban Stuff September 29, 2019
inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise
to place one's testicles in the anus of your lover and then insert your penis in her vagina while she is lying perpendicular to the floor resting only on her shoulders and neck (her ass is up in the air).
Tyrone gave that bitch an inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise and then called her a dirty ho.
inverted anal teabag with a sausage surprise by flyfart July 22, 2008
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