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an orange 

a circular object that can go in your mouth but you must peel it before it inserts to your body or else you'll choke and die.. too bad for you...
child: OOH! let me take an orange
mama: No way, ask an adult or grownup to peel it for you!

why?!
because you can get into serious injury...
like what?
you can choke.
what happens if I choke?
Just SHUT UP, sweetie.
pleeease!
DEATH!!
umm... Nevermind, mama... (is confused on the inside)

An orange 

this is a reference to a 6ft tall dick head. he is stoned everyday and alternates between sucking cock and licking fanny or he just does both at the same time.
" hes such an orange i just cant deal with him, i might just throw some hands at him"
An orange by dogging dean February 7, 2019

but then i ate an orange and it was k 

This end of a sentence can be used to express that all turned out good in the end. (The orange is superior and can heal and stop all evil)

This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, but THEN i ate an orange and it was k!"

what color is an orange 

ted you bonehead, the color is the same as it’s name.
just like a lemon.
what color is an orange?
orange.
what color is an orange by Aushdj August 18, 2022

Once I sat on an orange

Used to describe the moment when you met an amazing woman in an unexpected place.

The origins of the term are unknown, but historians suspect it goes all the way back to ancient Greece where once Plato sat on an orange while fantasizing about Aphrodite. It has been a corner stone of the Greek language ever since.
Omer recanted to his friends: Wow after I sent her that message Friday before last I immediatly knew that Once I sat on an orange.

squeezing an orange 

The act of driving through a yellow light right as it turns red.
Dude, if you would have taken any longer squeezing that orange, we would have had to run that light!
squeezing an orange by IceLore July 23, 2003
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