An Elvis Presley
When you go to drop a dooce, but you find yourself constipated and must proceed to shamefully exit the shithouse unrelieved. A rare occurence since the invention of laxatives.
Doug: Last night I ate that whole box of Cheerios and this morning I totally pulled an Elvis Presley.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
Tom: I knew something was up. The bathroom was unusually stank free this afternoon.
An Elvis Presley by Jakee B April 27, 2008
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