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Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.
The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.
by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025
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