Amazing Mumford 

Tucking both your dick and balls back between your legs bending over and spreading your ass cheeks exposing your anus and your backwards pointing genitalia , then taking a picture with your cell phone camera and sending the picture to everyone in your contacts list.

Did you see Mitchell's amazing mumford last night? It was so good I think I might make it my myspace pic.

Amazing Mumford by JCNG May 21, 2007

Amazing Mumford 

Magician muppet character created by Jim Henson for the PBS show Sesame Street. His magic tricks often go awry. His catch phrase, and most-often used to produce his tricks, is "A-là-peanut butter sandwiches"

Can be used to refer to someone who does things with the best intentions, but always seems to mess it up.

How is it you didn't pick up the cheese? There were only five things on the shopping list! You are such an Amazing Mumford.

Amazing Mumford by Thingsthatmakeyougohmm December 11, 2018

Amazing Mumford 

To perform oral sex on a woman in a skillful manner. This results in a high degree of pleasure and/or orgasm. A term derived from mumford and originating in the midwest United States. See Cunninlingus more detail

Look how she's smiling today. She must have gotten some Amazing Mumfordfrom her lover, for sure.

Amazing Mumford by Thingsthatmakeyougohmm December 11, 2018