Alvins, The 

Proper noun. Origins; NW Kent, SE London, early 21st century.

The feeling of dread that descends on a person before they have to embark on a long, arduous journey with little or no reward at the end of it. Commonly affects those using public transportation.

The Alvins can be particularly severe if the victim has to return home to their boring job, nagging wife or ugly children after a weekend away.

Symptoms include general antipathy towards other humans, random acts of violence on public transport and negative body language/bad posture/general slouching. These are likely to be exacerbated if the people waving them off are settling into a few beers or are merely inches away from their sofa.

Alvins, The - examples of use.

- "How long will it take you to get back to Edinburgh from London?"
- "It depends on the train, I'm getting The Alvins just thinking about it."

- "I hope you have a pleasant journey home..."
- "I seriously fucking doubt it, I've got the proper Alvins."

- "It was a good weekend away and I didn't even get The Alvins, thanks to a few cans of tramp-strength lager on the bus home.

Alvins, The by BobbyLooga March 22, 2008

Alvins, The 

Proper noun. Origins; NW Kent, SE London, early 21st century.

The feeling of dread that descends on a person before they have to embark on a long, arduous journey with little or no reward at the end of it. Commonly affects those using public transportation.

The Alvins can be particularly severe if the victim has to return home to their boring job, nagging wife or ugly children after a weekend away.

Symptoms include general antipathy towards other humans, random acts of violence on public transport and negative body language/bad posture/general slouching. These are likely to be exacerbated if the people waving them off are settling into a few beers or are merely inches away from their sofa.

Alvins, The - examples of use.

- "How long will it take you to get back to Edinburgh from London?"
- "It depends on the train, I'm getting The Alvins just thinking about it."

- "I hope you have a pleasant journey home..."
- "I seriously fucking doubt it, I've got the proper Alvins."

- "It was a good weekend away and I didn't even get The Alvins, thanks to a few cans of tramp-strength lager on the bus home.

Alvins, The by BobbyLooga March 21, 2008

Alvin and The Chipmunks 

Currently the world’s bestselling midget group. They formed in 1958 and now have multiple feature movies and are still hawt, despite being older than the Beatles.

They’re making another Alvin and the chipmunks movie, so brace yourselves for a level of furry midget ass that we have not yet experienced.

Alvin and The Chipmunks by El ritardo December 6, 2017

Alvin and the chipmunks 

The act of inhaling helium and shoving a acorn up someone’s ass and singing “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

“Man I just Alvin and the chipmunks this girl.”

Alvin and the chipmunks by Gucci Berry February 20, 2021

Alvin And The Chipmunks 

Three cute little chipmunks with really squeaky voices who sing for a living and are raised by David Seville, who acts as their father. The ringleader, Alvin, always enjoys annoying everyone around him.

I really love the Alvin and the Chipmunks song "Alvin for President". It's so funny, and he could do a better job than Bush.

Alvin And The Chipmunks by A.Nonymous February 6, 2007

alvin and the chipmunks fetish 

When you get aroused by the movies Alvin and the Chipmunks.

man 1: we should watch alvin and the chipmunks
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.

alvin and the chipmunks fetish by trumpisagrosslittlebitch December 4, 2020

Alvin and The Chipmunks 

A animated band and series based off around 3 chipmunks named Alvin, Simon, and Theodore who are raised by their “father” named Dave Seville. The A&TCM were founded in 1958, and are famous for “Christmas don’t be late” and “Witch Doctor”.

The series has 4 movies live action all made in 2007, 2009, 2011, and 2015. People consider the chipmunks to be fairly annoying with their high pitched voices.

The chipmunks have a Hollywood star since 2019, and a Nickelodeon CGI show called ALVINNNN! And the chipmunks in 2015.

Kid 1: wanna watch Alvin and the chipmunks?
Guy 2: the show with a stressed out owner that has 3 annoying chipmunks that break every stuff in the house?
Kid 1: yeah.
Guy 2: nah, I don’t feel like watching a movie with annoying rats that squeak
Kid 1: *SCREAMS*

Alvin and The Chipmunks by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 23, 2022