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adverticement 

Any advertisement which features attractive models/actors which otherwise have nothing to do with the product being promoted.
Jim: Dude, why did you buy a new canister vac?
Bob: I needed it. Now I can clean my drapes.

Jim: Dumbass, you were a victim of an adverticement, weren't you?
Bob: Yeah. The girl in the commercial looked like my ex.
adverticement by Derekcap October 11, 2013
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Albertican 

A citizen in the city of Albertica, which is ruled by platypi. Alberticans are purple and Ninja in origin.
Alberticans have been ruled by the Jell-O fist of their counsel for eons!
CS:GO (very big esport yes I promise man) pro team very stronk players such as flowerboy, amir G and brexitboy420.
omg alertic are you fika me
alertic by Kurre December 22, 2016

adverticle 

Man, did you see that adverticle for ROG gaming laptops on PC Mag yesterday? They're such shills.
adverticle by flapjackboy December 7, 2019
Albertico is the nicest man/boy you will ever meet if you have ever meet an Albertico you know that they are the most respectful, kind hearted, smart, funny, and charming person you know and they are very sexy and attractive to others it’s like a wormhole or something when you fall in love it’s a never ending cycle of a waiting game with him that is one of his flaws out of the meany perfections Albertico has.
Girl 1- have you meet Albertico yet
Girl 2- no why
Girl 1- he is so nice and ho- never mind anyway.
Albertico by The stallion 2.0 November 30, 2021