Alude 

To like someone and want to get to become closer with them

I alude to you

Alude by biggiemarley333 April 2, 2021

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.

Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Alden's Number by BasedRedditCringe August 19, 2020

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.

Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?

Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

anudeispedia 

A type of disease wherein a man, a woman or whatever that person identifies as, swell and bleed if the person he requested nudes from denies him. Whoever has Anudeispedia must be given thy nudes, and your soul shall be healed and your life will be prosperous.

"Hey, I got anudeispedia. Please send me nudes"
"No."
*dies*

If she gave him nudes.
"Hey, I have anudeispedia. Please send me nudes."
"Sure."
*lives*

anudeispedia by zaynisbae May 29, 2017

Anudeispedia 

A rare disease wherein a person dies if they are unable to see someone's nudes. Their skin turns red and will slowly puke blood, and that will be their death.

Guy: It's not a joke ok. It's real disease! It's called anudeispedia. Don't search on google, you won't find it.
Girl: What happens if I don't send nudes?
Guy: I'll die!!!

Anudeispedia by clee-beige July 12, 2017

Audeficate 

To speak bullshit,lies,when his mouth opened the audefication started.Crapolla, falsehood,untruths.

I knew when his mouth was going he began to audeficate.

Audeficate by Cadillac Crumb May 23, 2019

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.

Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(

Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021