Altrulation

Noun: Altrulation
A negative result upon good intentions.

Adjective: Altrulatious
He/She had Altrulatious attributes

Edemology:
from the terms Altuism and Tribulation

Steve had the good intention of helping an old woman cross the street. The old woman however then screamed thief at him, thinking he was one; causing an Altrulation.

by Ruesiken September 27, 2012

Alculation

The mathematic calculations that alcoholics do on their way to the liquor store.

I have to alculate how much I can get for $5
By my alculations I need X ounces to get drunk and I have Y at home so I need Z ounces. Can I afford that?

by munson25 October 9, 2011

Astulation

(Pronounced Aschuhlayshun)
The process of physically turning yourself into a cat

Ay dude, are you sure you wanna get an astulation?

by lebadumadi December 21, 2017