Altoid Man Share definition Flag A being that always ALWAYS has altoids on him. Also stopped world war 6 in Estonia. Wanna Altoid?? Man who’s that guy that stopped world war 6 again? Oh it’s the altoid man. Altoid Man by Shygvy April 1, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the Altoid Man mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch