Alstaire Tuohy 

Frequently used substitution for items of a homosexual nature.

Slang term for a person who imagines making love to famous homosexuals.

That's gay! You're such an Alstaire Tuohy!

Alstaire Tuohy by Ultimo December 29, 2004

Alstaire Tuohy 

It is a gay person, with a deformed penis
that uses a bagel on their dick to simulate the experience of having sexual intercourse

Joe: Damn dude he is such an Alstaire Tuohy. i walked in on him with a bagel as he jizzed.

Tom: HAHAHAHA figures, you should have known he's a Tuoyh

Alstaire Tuohy by joe2277998455 June 19, 2009