1. A very genteel older English gentleman.
2. The mythical male creature with manners and dignity, the single entity that thinks with the brain between their ears.

3. Alistaire- female: A girl who, while being feminine, has then inner steel of a tough gritty guy.
1. I met Alistaire in the rose garden, and we strolled hand in hand amongst the flowers. He was a perfect gentleman.

2. Turns out, *insert all teenage boys here* was just trying to get in my pants. I wish he was more of an Alistaire, and not such a poser creeper.

3. Geez, Alistaire can fix a motercycle, deal when her dad ruins her life, and put up with the worlds worst gangster boyfriend. She still looks better in a dress than anyone I know.
by hopelesscause October 14, 2009
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noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!
Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)
by 1974 kid December 23, 2022
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Alistair:

A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.
"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"

"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."

"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"

"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"

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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"

"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."
by Alist er March 22, 2012
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Alistair
Scottish - Male
Defender of men.

Alistair has 8 variant forms: Alastair, Alastor, Aleister, Alisdair, Alistaire, Alister, Allister and Aly.
I R TANK, alistair is a common tanker name
by TankerAL January 25, 2008
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what you name your baby boy when he is the cutest thing on this planet! Also means Defender of Man!
Oh look, he's almost cute enough to call Alistair
by schmuk June 13, 2008
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Alistaired means:
1. getting wasted
2. someone who is well cool
1. "I am getting proper alistaired tonight"
2. girl: "do you like my new dress?"
girl 2: "yes mate, its well alistair!!"
by betsybirdie April 11, 2009
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My name. Alistair isn't my legal name, since I'm a tranny, but other than that, I am Alistair.
My boyfriend: where's Alistair??
Me: I'M RIGHT HERE MAKING SOME NOODLES
by Gayest rat June 26, 2021
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