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Luxury, in-house-out-house to BMW. Similar to AMG (Mercedes-Benz), Lister (Various), Tickford (Aston Martin), TWR (Jaguar mainly).
Alpina M3 rocks.
alpina by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Alainia is a strong women who can help you through anything she can be the most amazing girl you will meet she will mean the world to you she can be a handful at times but she is perfect she is a bad bitch a sexy one don't mess with Alainia she also has this cute face her attitude is the best
Alainia is a a sexy bitch
Alainia by Ashley Tomas June 24, 2014

Rectal Alpinist 

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.
I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
Rectal Alpinist by JiForce January 4, 2022
Unlike the BMW’s M Division, Alpina was an out-of-house tuner specifically for BMW models from the 1960’s until they were acquired by BMW in a 2022 deal which is to take effect in 2025.

Alpinas were only sold in outside of the United States market except for the 2000 BMW Z8 and then started selling the US market through BMW dealers starting around 2011.

Alpinas are designed to be the most luxurious and most powerful versions of the BMW model. Alpinas are also very rare with roughly only 2000 imported to the US market per model over a set of years. They are essentially an exotic BMW.

One example: 2016 Alpina B6. 600 hp 590 tq. 0-60 in 3.3 seconds. 1/4 mile in 11.6 seconds.

MSRP $135,000
Woah, Chad got an Alpina. I’ve never seen one in person.
Alpina by Quentin 1923 July 22, 2023
A loyal, fun-loving woman that is beautiful on the inside and out who doesn't take themselves too seriously and hence doesn't take others too seriously either; Unbeknownst to her, other women find themselves in competition with her while she's just living her life; Has an involuntary sex appeal that leads to flirting for sport

May talk too much and laugh too loudly but that's due to a simmering passion for life; Aggressively opinionated due to her high intelligence but is mostly expressed in an amusing way; Never boring; If she can't find the thrill in it she doesn't want to do it; Funny and fine, every man's dream but stays single for long stretches of time.
Being friends with Alcinia is an acquired taste.

To know Alcinia is to love her.
Alcinia by Cotton Candy Queen November 23, 2021
a soft thug who can and will pop off when necessary while also having empathy for the person they've hurt
Alcinia didn't apologize after she her friend's feelings but she did give her a hug.
Alcinia by Cotton Candy Queen November 23, 2021