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Alpha Dork 

a term used to describe the dominant dork among a group of dorks.
Among the group of short-wave radio hobbyists, John obnoxiously exerted his status as the ALPHA DORK among his peers, frequently swooping in to interrupt conversations with indecipherable lingo, especially as outsiders attempted to strike up conversations among his female peers.
Alpha Dork by beatpedal April 19, 2009
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alpha dork 

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.
The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.
alpha dork by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

AlphaDarkTechno 

The darkness that is within the mina technos. There is no other dark creature that can mess with his darkness. His techno confuses his opponents.

Strengths:

Darkness
Techno

Loving the Cohan

Developing Music

Weaknesses:

The LIGHT@@!
AlphaDarkMinaTechno is AlphaDarkTechno.
AlphaDarkTechno by Meziel January 12, 2019

alphadarktechno 

The Darkest Beast that one would see in the shadows. He defeats all creatures that lure at night. He is a disciple to his techno. The chance to see this beast is on a windows or linux computer. Be ware of the techno.

Strengths:

Techno

Darkness

Loving the Cohan
Owning the Mikey

Weaknesses:

The Light@!!@!@!@!
I am the AlphaDarkTechno and they call me AlphaDarkminaenaTechnoo!!!!!
alphadarktechno by Meziel January 12, 2019
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026