Alpha Dork

a term used to describe the dominant dork among a group of dorks.

Among the group of short-wave radio hobbyists, John obnoxiously exerted his status as the ALPHA DORK among his peers, frequently swooping in to interrupt conversations with indecipherable lingo, especially as outsiders attempted to strike up conversations among his female peers.

by beatpedal April 19, 2009

alpha dork

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.

The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

AlphaDarkTechno

The darkness that is within the mina technos. There is no other dark creature that can mess with his darkness. His techno confuses his opponents.

Strengths:

Darkness
Techno

Loving the Cohan

Developing Music

Weaknesses:

The LIGHT@@!

AlphaDarkMinaTechno is AlphaDarkTechno.

by Meziel January 12, 2019

alphadarktechno

The Darkest Beast that one would see in the shadows. He defeats all creatures that lure at night. He is a disciple to his techno. The chance to see this beast is on a windows or linux computer. Be ware of the techno.

Strengths:

Techno

Darkness

Loving the Cohan
Owning the Mikey

Weaknesses:

The Light@!!@!@!@!

I am the AlphaDarkTechno and they call me AlphaDarkminaenaTechnoo!!!!!

by Meziel January 12, 2019