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Aloe socks
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When you put
a shit ton
of aloe vera in a tube sock,
wrap it around
your wiener
, and jerk yourself raw.
Hey Mike, the wife's
out of town
, are you
wearing
aloe socks
tonight
?
by
Streakin Deacon
December 8, 2016
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