almu

A woman of radiant beauty and energy, mysterious, hard to get, never says what she thinks or feels - you have to be a mindreader to communicate to one. Most men stay away from them, due to an instant drop in confidence and self-esteem when facing an almu.
Don't even bother hitting on her, she's an almu. It will take you at least two months to even get to the first base.
by psycho_killer January 02, 2017
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