allah's snackbar

a place where terrorists come to discuss and plan terror attacks while having a cup of halal coffee and biscuits

the isis lads rolled outside of allah's snackbar for a cup of tea

allah's snackbar by hail hydra mudafacka November 1, 2016

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

Allah's magic wand by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

Allah-saurus 

Allah-saurus

If religion existed in dinosaur times then Allah-saurus would be:
The prehistoric version of Allah, acquired by crossing Him with a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Allah-saurus would totally destroy Raptor Jesus in a fight to the death.
This puts Muslims a few steps ahead of Christians.
Sure sucks to be them. Thank God for Atheism / Agnosticism.

Other major religions such as Hinduism and Sikhism have no dinosaurs attributed to them as of current.
So a clear winner cannot be decided, although one could assume the Hindus will come out on top as they have multiple Gods.
And even the T-Rex would have a hard time Vs. multiple adversaries. I mean, he was defeated by King Kong for fucks sake.

Raptor Jesus: rawr The Bible was written by God himself, I should know I was there when he wrote it.
Christians: Teach us more Raptor Jesus!
Raptor Jesus: It says here on the 3rd Day God created Dutch Tulips.
He put them in Holland so the Windmills would keep them cool...
Allah-saurus: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!11

Allah-saurus lets out a terrible warcry
Raptor Jesus cowers in fear before the all mighty Allah-saurus.
Christians flee in terror.

Allah-saurus by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

Allah speed 

God speed, but for Muslims.

Allah speed to you as well.

Allah speed by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

allah doobie sex 

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah

i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic

allah doobie sex by 123890567 September 9, 2020

allah hu stupid

something you get killed for saying

leo: allah hu stupid
3 DAYS LATER
mark: wheres leo we were gonna have gay night
sarah: check the torture room

allah hu stupid by sir moron da great February 24, 2020

Allah Visa Swipe 

The Allah Visa Swipe is a sexual manouvere referring to Asians immigrating into Europe illegally. It is when the male of the relationship excretes onto a plastic card, often their Visa (hence the name) and then swipes it between the breasts and bottom-cheeks of the lady (or man). It is a way of visually representing the way immigrants take the piss (or shit) out of our country and take advantage of how desperate we are, we actually let them shit on our society and then rub it around by telling their friends and family back home, thus spreading the shit everywhere.

The man running the corner shop receives a payment via visa, however the PIN code checker is not working so in order to make sure the visa is legal (possibly ironic) he pulls down his trousers, takes a shit on the card, and swipes it down the lady's clevage. She just got Allah Visa Swiped.

Allah Visa Swipe by Leg End May 7, 2008