all Jesus 

1. All Jesus is a term referring to the positivity of a situation, despite a negative outlook.

Man 1:" Hey, looks like your tires went flat."
Man 2:" It's All Jesus though. Now I have an excuse to miss work."

all Jesus by JoJaun Hunter June 16, 2006

All Jesus 

Also meaning it's okay don't worry no problem it's cool or it's all Jesus hats Jesus was good so it's all good

Don't worry about it it's all Jesus

All Jesus by HOODBILLY March 29, 2019

it's all jesus 

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

it's all jesus by Mike July 31, 2003

Its All Jesus 

Its All Jesus: Its all good
Jesus = Good so add Its all in front on it.

Man Its All Jesus.

Its All Jesus by Caly February 16, 2004

y'all bitches need jesus 

Thy Lord is testing me; You're retarded; Stupid, ratchet; Get religious help

Bernice: Put down the Starbucks or you'll be sorry!
Basic White Girl: (drinks Starbucks and sticks tongue out at Bernice)
Bernice: (walks away, and comes back with chancla)
Basic White Girl: What are you gonna do with tha-
Bernice: (smacks Basic White Girl with chancla repeatedly)
Basic White Girl: Aaaahhhh! (drops Starbucks)
Random stripper walking by: Y'all bitches need Jesus!

y'all bitches need jesus by Frocoochie Q. Lottaweave June 6, 2014