Alka

A fatass retarded ñîggâ who literally shits himself.

It smells like poo.

Must be Alka.

by Bruhdude24 April 27, 2022

Alka Seltzer

A post prandial application of marijuana, swats , joint, after a good meal

Now that we don’t have the munchies anymore let’s have an Alka Seltzer , let’s vape wax !

by Zarendargar November 8, 2021

Alka fuck

When you put alka seltzer in the wet pussy and it starts fizzing you fuck hard. Aka fizzy fuck

I'm going to alka fuck

by Clever cunt April 20, 2019