Verb: To Rape, Assault, Mug, Sexually Harass, Victimize, Emotionally Traumatize, Engage in Surprise Butt-Sex, Polar Bear Hunting, with use of knife, gun, or various pointy objects. Occurs at any time of day on college campuses primarily after midnight, and is promptly reported by the local police department via email. And instead of taking measures to prevent said crime-alerts, local law enforcement officials proceed to raid bars and hand out numerous underage drinking tickets.
Jane was walking home late on a friday night, and was crime-alerted by two big dudes, with a gun. But thank God the police were at the bar to give Johnny got an underage drinking ticket.
by PolarBearHunter002 November 15, 2010
by Fuckme456 February 9, 2019
A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
by g-diggity May 29, 2006
Also known as "Special Cloth Alert".
A phrase coined by DJ Kahled which is used to notify people that something special is about to happen. Tends to be related to the phrase "Cut from a different cloth" which shows how whatever object is being referred to stands out above the rest.
A phrase coined by DJ Kahled which is used to notify people that something special is about to happen. Tends to be related to the phrase "Cut from a different cloth" which shows how whatever object is being referred to stands out above the rest.
CLOTH ALERT: We got the brand new Kobe's straight out of the box.
CLOTH ALERT: Stay tuned for what's going on in our business, because it's bout to be big!
CLOTH ALERT: Stay tuned for what's going on in our business, because it's bout to be big!
by dbjallday February 2, 2016
1) When a group of men notice a ho is around they go on "ho alert". Some are married and want to avoid being seen talking to the ho, others are in the hunt and wanting to get liad, so they want to compete for the ho.
2) When a woman notices a ho get near her man, she goes on ho alert. She will watch her man like a hawk to make certain he doesn't get too friendly.
2) When a woman notices a ho get near her man, she goes on ho alert. She will watch her man like a hawk to make certain he doesn't get too friendly.
1) Nasty ho enters a bar. All the men notice she is dressed in a short skirt, and when she bends over she has no panties on. She also has a tattoo that says "Will fuck for dick" tattooed on her back right above her ass.
They all go on ho alert.
2) Another nasty ho walks into a bar and a woman whose man is always cheating notices. She keeps her eye on the ho and her man to make certain they don't get too aquainted.
She is on ho alert.
They all go on ho alert.
2) Another nasty ho walks into a bar and a woman whose man is always cheating notices. She keeps her eye on the ho and her man to make certain they don't get too aquainted.
She is on ho alert.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
an announcement--usually through a listhost or website (e.g., Craigslist)--signaling the presence of stuff (e.g., furniture, appliances, toys) left outside a residence and free for your taking
Curb alert: 2 VHS tapes, 1 non-working cordless phone, and 2 dining room chairs in the alley behind 1000 Anywhere St. Do not call! Just haul away, thx.
by Bergirl November 26, 2008
2 chainz: ill nigga alert! ill nigga alert!
by gucci_gooch December 2, 2013