Aledo, TX
Aledo is the best. This town 20 minutes west of Fort Worth is awesome and not at all overly proud of high school football. High school football is life. Downtown Aledo has two buildings and a grain elevator which is more than you need to be considered a town as long as you have a good high school football team. High school football rules, TOUCHDOWN BEARCATS! Aledo is close to Weatherford and Aledo has a Mexican food restaurant. Aledo has a post office and a Sonic, too, so you know this place is sick. Go Bearcats. Jonathan Gray. Aledo has a great high school football team.
“Aledo, TX, first down.”
“I’m from Aledo, TX and Jonathan Gray, who is someone you don’t remember, played high school football there which is a major accomplishment for the community. Laces out!”
Aledoan: “Did you see the game last night!?”
Anyone else, anywhere: “No, what game? Last night was a Friday and I don’t pay attention to boring college teams.”
Aledoan: “The Aledo, TX Bearcats, duh! We whooped insert other high school football team that nobody cares about either!”
Anyone else, anywhere: “Oh, yeah I don’t care about high school football.”
Aledoan: “Highschool football rules!”
“I’m from Aledo, TX and Jonathan Gray, who is someone you don’t remember, played high school football there which is a major accomplishment for the community. Laces out!”
Aledoan: “Did you see the game last night!?”
Anyone else, anywhere: “No, what game? Last night was a Friday and I don’t pay attention to boring college teams.”
Aledoan: “The Aledo, TX Bearcats, duh! We whooped insert other high school football team that nobody cares about either!”
Anyone else, anywhere: “Oh, yeah I don’t care about high school football.”
Aledoan: “Highschool football rules!”
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