Aleas

When 2 boys named Alex And Elias love each other (only from Slovakia and Finland 😠☝️)

Aleas they are so in love with each other

by BelLol34553hd April 7, 2023

Preposterous boast, but alas

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

Alaskan crab cake

An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.

Geewhizzz i saw Suzy Rotten Crotch eat Billy's girl's Alaskan Crab Cake with extreme prejudice.

by The Good Dude Giveth September 6, 2016

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Alea

Alea is a great and wonderful girl. She is so caring and adorable. She is talented and also smart ass. She loves to eat. She is not like that who is stay at home whole day. She likes to go outside and likes to travel. Everyone likes her. She is charming and also good at cooking.

She hates dramas but also helps friends waittt I forgot to tell that she actually have guy friends the most for then girl friends. She is so friendly.
If anyone get her as a girlfriend or best friend that guy or girl will the luckiest person in the universe.

Kevin : Alea is the goddess.
Cora : you’re lucky to have her...

by _Lil_Cora_ June 15, 2020

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Alease

A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.

Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"

by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015