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Albuquerque Snorkel

Verb: The act of waking one's partner by inserting one's penis into their mouth.
"I'm having a horrible day. John was mad that we didn't have sex last night, so he woke me up with an Albuquerque Snorkel at 5am. I couldn't fall back asleep and now I'm exhausted and my fillings hurt."
by death2lois August 28, 2013
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