Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"

Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

by straightedgepunk123 July 11, 2008

fat alberto

A large Mexican person. Usually to resemble the 70s cartoon character Fat Albert.

Theres a Fat Alberto working at rio grande.

by seabass February 22, 2005

Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.

In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.

by speedog May 28, 2010

Dirty Alberto

The art of sticking your large toe in a girls buthole and making her suck it afterwards.

I gave that Fattie a Dirty Alberto.

by Greg Ross November 20, 2006

alberto febo

An awesome, Skinny, Puerto rican, with a great Mom and Papi

man i wish i was an alberto febo

by LITBOI696 September 4, 2017

Luis Alberto

1. A sexy, young, dark-hair/dark-eyed male with an irresistibly attractive face and a beautiful personality.

2. That one guy all girls want because he puts every other guy to shame.

3. Walking definition of the most perfect boyfriend in existence.

Guy 1: My girlfriend met Luis Alberto the other day and they're becoming close friends.

Guy 2: Shit, man. You've already lost her.

Girl : Luis Alberto is so perfect. I wish he'd talk to me again.

by TheShander23 November 27, 2016

ALEX Alberto

Person with the biggest dick

Alex Alberto has a big dick

by Bony flake November 23, 2019