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Albert Einstein High School 

Located in Kensington, Maryland, Einstein High is rich in opposites. It's like Freaks and Geeks. There are the poor Newport Mill kids, the IB kids, the few rich wannabes (to be avoided), and the VAC/theatre kids (you might think they're cool, but be careful: most of them are into Homestuck). 50% of the students at Einstein are Hispanic and all the white kids think that's a real hoot.

Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.

To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.

Oh, and you can't wear hats.
8th grader: I'm so excited to go to Albert Einstein High School next year!
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
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Albert Einstein High School 

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.
Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit

Albert Einstein High School 

Someone: What is Albert Einstein High School?
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Albert Einstein High School (AEHS) 

Albert Einstein High School is the performing arts school of the MoCo,but also holds a IB program and other crappy programs that students don't care about.Einstein holds the super annoying random artsy kids to the smart, ass holes of the IB program.The school also house the Visual Art Center,a place where kids paint acceptable art work.
J:Hey what school do you go to?
E:Albert Einstein High School (AEHS)
J:Oh cool the arts school.
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