Alaskan wet wipe 

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

Alaskan wet wipe by Wet wiper October 16, 2021

Alaskan Wet-wipe 

To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.

Why are you crying?

I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe

What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe

Alaskan Wet-wipe by Tim the word man July 1, 2023