Alaskan King Crab 

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

Alaskan King Crab by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019

Alaskan king crab

The Alaskan king crab is were someone take an erection snaps it in half and eats it

Hey nick I'm gonna give you the Alaskan king crab tonight

Alaskan king crab by BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH March 27, 2026

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs. 

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.

ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!

Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs. by cammi629 April 18, 2010

alaskan king crabs 

Crabs and genital warts combined

Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.

alaskan king crabs by 420024 anal June 18, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004