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Phlume

Phlume is a intense feeling of love so passionate and deep it can not be expressed in words or actions

He looked at at his lover and felt nothing but phlume for her

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The Alaskan king crab is were someone take an erection snaps it in half and eats it

Hey nick I'm gonna give you the Alaskan king crab tonight

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