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Alaskan Snowstorm 

The act of having your asshole fisted full of white bakers flour and then proceeding to fart in the face of the fister
After the Big Country concert Sambo asked Nugara if he could fist Nugara’s asshole full of bakers flour so that he could give Sambo an Alaskan Snowstorm.

Nugara happily obliged but when Sambo realised that Nugara had been eating baked beans and cabbages the whole previous day he literally turned white as a ghost!
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Alaskan SnowStorm 

The Alaskan Snow Storm is a dastardly act of sexual villainy during heterosexual relations. The male and female establish an agreed upon location where he is welcome to come. When about to come, the male positions where established. Then in the final moment he wildly ejaculates all over her.
Chris: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan SnowStorm again.
George: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Chris: I know.
Alaskan SnowStorm by Srwim January 30, 2022

Alaskan Snowstorm 

When you cream pie a girls ass and she farts your cum into your mouth.
I just came in Stacey’s ass and she farted it back onto my face. Best Alaskan Snowstorm I’ve ever receive.
Alaskan Snowstorm by Cumpie68 June 27, 2018

Alaskan Snow Storm 

The Alaskan Snow Storm is when you are having sex with a woman and there's a pre-determined location that she wants you to come. When you are about to come, you pull out and position where she wants it. So she waits for it and the last second you go wild and ejaculate all over her.
Dude: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan Snow Storm again.
Dude2: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.

Dude: I know.
Alaskan Snow Storm by Srwim January 25, 2011
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