Alaskan Pizza Popper Share definition Flag When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner. "Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman "Coming right out" -Male Alaskan Pizza Popper by thegreatdaws November 16, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Alaskan Pizza Popper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch