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Alaskan Gym Sock 

(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.
"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"

"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
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