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Alan Vazquez

A retarded Rec Room addict who has girlfriends that are thots and is the skinniest of the group and the shortest too. All he does is play Rec Room and eat cereal in the middle of the day.
Steven: Can you get on fortnite today?
Alan: Sorry, I’m playing Rec Room.

Steven: why are you such an Alan Vazquez?!
Alan: ;~;
by KarenDestroyer69696969696969 December 2, 2019
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Alan Fajardo Vasquez

Noun. A gargantuan Pillar that anchors all the dreams of people. Its grand circumference envelopes whole oceans; its boundless length reaches from the deepest parts of the seas to the heavens beyond. One who is able to scale the pillar to its pinnacle will own everything the world has to offer. They then become the pillar that supports everyone.
That dependable guy is a Alan Fajardo Vasquez.
by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023
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