1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
by Pittovsky July 21, 2008
 Get the ALABAMA PORCH MONKEYmug.
Get the ALABAMA PORCH MONKEYmug. Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.
by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011
 Get the Alabama Porch Monkeymug.
Get the Alabama Porch Monkeymug.