The coarse, irritated texture of the area between the anus and genitalia, resulting from frequently getting your ass eaten out by someone with really rough facial hair.
Tammy: Hey, why's Tanya walkin' so funny?
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
Alicia: Billy-bob gave her a bad case of Alabama Lizard Taint. She won't be able to sit right until he shaves that crotch grater.
by BigWangWilly May 27, 2016
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